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boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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pikarar:

When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
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